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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:53 PM   #286
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The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."
Hey asshole, I'm not a ****ing virgin.
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:55 PM   #287
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Tell her that you really want to make love to her, but don't know how as you have only ever $%^#ed women before......but you realy want to make love to her as ask her to teach you.......
that'll work
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:20 PM   #288
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No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
dude, I didn't think of my wife whn I was ****in'her
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:25 PM   #289
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Just remember, 1 flaming orgasm and you own her for life
5 and she's letting you bring other chicks in bed
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:32 PM   #290
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:32 PM   #291
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I was gone for 3 and a half years...I had fun with it.
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:58 PM   #292
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Lots of foreplay. Less "aggressive" penetration. Look her in the eyes. Lots of kissing. Lots of moaning.

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Grab her throat. Pull her hair. No spanking. No grunting.

So you don't think I love my wife?
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:59 PM   #293
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Hey asshole, I'm not a ****ing virgin.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:00 PM   #294
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:04 PM   #295
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Well, no virgin is.
WRONG! Virgins can **** themselves.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:09 PM   #296
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Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Go have a real **** with a real woman...if it comes down to a worst case scenario, she doesn't have to have been born a woman. Then and only then may you come back here and say that you are no longer a virgin.
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Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Go have a real **** with a real woman...if it comes down to a worst case scenario, she doesn't have to have been born a woman. Then and only then may you come back here and say that you are no longer a virgin.
You missed the party dude. A cougar raped me.
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