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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #361
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I'm surprised he left out the dulcid tones and timless treasures of one Michael Bolton.
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:32 AM   #362
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If he's going to start all these threads about his personal life like this, I expect pics and serious detail.

If not, keep that shit to yourself.
Odd, my threads usually hit 100 posts at a minimum, seems to me like there's a place for them here. And nobody is forcing you to open, read, and reply multiple times are they? Why dont you just go back to bitching about Pioli and when you see a thread created by me, muster up all your strength and skip by it.
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:59 AM   #363
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:59 AM   #364
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:38 PM   #365
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:42 PM   #366
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

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Old 01-14-2010, 10:18 PM   #367
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Odd, my threads usually hit 100 posts at a minimum, seems to me like there's a place for them here. And nobody is forcing you to open, read, and reply multiple times are they? Why dont you just go back to bitching about Pioli and when you see a thread created by me, muster up all your strength and skip by it.

That's not an update! Details details details...
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:06 PM   #368
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On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:18 PM   #369
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On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'
Have they updated Artie's status?
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:22 PM   #370
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You are a noob! Not long ago you where crying over your ex wondering what to do,now you need directions on how to "make love to another women". I repeat You are a NOOB!
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:28 PM   #371
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No. Mum's the word.

Pic linked b/c it's creepy/racy, not NOT technically NSFW.

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Old 04-08-2010, 03:46 PM   #372
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On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'
Her name is Raven Alexis. She's a porn star. Can't give you links cuz of my noob status here.

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PORN STAR RAVEN ALEXIS

Porn star Raven Alexis stopped by for the ceremonial 123rd Sybian ride and said it was just another notch in her porn belt: "I haven't done anal [on film] yet, but I'm ready to do it in the future." Raven said she'd already crossed a lot of things off her bucket list, including mile-high sex--with a (female) flight attendant: "I ate her out and she ate me out...I love doing it in public."

Raven told the crew she loved to dress up for sex, at costume parties and at costume sex parties: "I have a Star Trek thing so I love wearing my Star Trek uniform." Raven added that she’s also married with two kids--a fact that shocked Howard: "Two kids? 23-years-old? Holy mackerel." David began to get impatient, wondering aloud how far they should push the 123rd Sybian ride: "Maybe we can turn it up so high her vagina explodes."
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Oh, I remember this thread now. I think I said do it fast and hard, she'll love you after that. lol
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Not that I am much of a Stern follower, but I at least know the cast of characters. What's the big deal with Artie?
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On Stern today they had an epic Sybian ride. They had the inventor in, who's 80 years old now, and he insisted in guiding the session. First off, if I'd been listening with the windows open, there'd be cops at my house right now. The girl went WILD. But the funny part was, the old guy was straddling her, operating the controls, guiding her position and 'coaching' her. When she reached max deployment, he told her to 'release the poison.'
For those who enjoy seeing women ride the Sybian, there's certainly plenty of options on the various aggregators out there (Youporn, etc.). There were also two sister websites exclusively dedicated to filming women riding the sybian -- one was women found here in the US and the other was foreign, mostly Eastern Europeans.

Not, you know, that I ever personally inspected any of these videos or anything. I just heard about them...
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