****The REAL OFFICIAL 2008 NFL Draft Thread****

[the Talking Can]

ryan is on the phone...he gone

[Hammock Parties]

Ryan to the Falcons looks like...he's smiling.

[Delano]

Ryan's talking to Arthur Blank on the phone.

[Basileus777]

Schefter says its Ryan.

[Coach]

ryan is on the phone...he gone

No no no....

It's "He gawn!"

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Holy shit. We're gonna get one of the best two players of the draft...

[Mecca]

The Oakland thing depends how much they value guys. If McFadden is their guy they can't move because the Jets would take him...

[ChiefFan31]

Doh, I see Matt Ryan talking on the phone.

Hopefully Ryan to ATL, then the Raiders take McFadden

Dorsey! Dorsey!

[ChiefaRoo]

Looks like the ATL is taking sweater vest.

Sidenote - Sweater vest guys don't dog fight.

[Frazod]

Ryan's on the phone with the grin.

[DaKCMan AP]

MATT RYAN IS ON THE PHONE!!!!

[kregger]

You guys already know Oakland is going to screw us.

Oakland should be thinking about helping themselves instead of screwing us.

[The Franchise]

I could possibly see the Jets trading with the Raiders for McFadden. The Chiefs take Dorsey and then the Raiders take Gholston before the Patriots.

[EyePod]

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE GLEN DORSEY!!! THIS IS AMAZING!

[Mecca]

Ryans the pick, did you see his reaction there?

[kstater]

With the 3rd selection of the NFL Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Matt Ryan QB Boston College

The Oakland Raiders are now on the clock.

[JBucc]

Ryan is almost Cryan! HE gone!

[cdcox]

Sweet.

[ChiefsCountry]

Ryan will get alot of stuff from Home Depot now.

[Coach]

Ryan is going to the Falcons!

YES!

[petegz28]

Oakland will take Dorsey

[Basileus777]

Come on Oakland, take McFadden!

[jjchieffan]

Looks like Ryan next. WooHoo!

[Tits McGee]

Ryan, nice poker face.

[Coach]

HE GAWN!

[Anyong Bluth]

Dorsey with #5 and Brohm with #35 - Remember at one point he was on everyone's board as the #1 overall, I think his stock dropped A LOT simply b/c Louisville had a poor season.

[redshirt32]

come on faiders take the running back

[milkman]

This draft, so far, is falling beatifully for the Chiefs.

[tk13]

I don't trust the Raiders. Hopefully they don't do anything too stupid.

[Mecca]

Ryan will get alot of stuff from Home Depot now.

Keith Rivers dad works at Home Depot.....odd eh?

[DaKCMan AP]

And if they trade we will all go out to Arrowhead and set Carls car on fire.

I'll start driving to KC immediately.

[banyon]

C'mon DMAC NEXT---GIVE US DORSEY!!!

[rad]

Atlanta takes Ryan....

[Coach]

Oakland will take Dorsey

If they do, go find a Raider and kill them.

[ChiefFan31]

Ryans the pick, did you see his reaction there?

Yep, he is sittin there fighting off a huge grin.




Yep, there it is they just picked him

[Delano]

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE GLEN DORSEY!!! THIS IS AMAZING!


ASSHOLE! Don't jinx this shit.

GO complain about SLAG some more.

[QuikSsurfer]

Raiders are trading this pick

[the Talking Can]

come on AL!!!!

draft McFadden!!


DO IT!!!!

[siberian khatru]

One more and we're set.

Take DMC, Al.

[kcxiv]

Come on Raiders take McFadden

[Spicy McHaggis]

whew, just made it from downtown. Site is running great especially compared from previous years.

And falcons take Ryan. Oh my God we're going to get Dorsey!

[Anyong Bluth]

Anyone else think Matt Ryan has Fag Face a.k.a Gay-face... ?

[SCTrojan]

And now it gets really interesting.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Soooo close to Dorsey. Please, please, please!!!

[kregger]

Wow, I can't believe he went that high. I'd have traded down a few spots.

[Logical]

I am betting Al DAvis suprises us.

[petegz28]

With the No. 4 Pick the Oakland Raiders select Glen Dorsey....

[Frazod]

Take McFadden you vile old f#ck.

[redshirt32]

come on al take the running back!

[ChiefFan31]

Come on Raiders take McFadden

+ A Million

[alnorth]

All right Oakland, its time for you to become the drooling retards we all know you are capable of being. REEEEACH for McFadden

[ChiefsCountry]

Come on Fade take DMC.

[the Talking Can]

6 minutes from Dorsey

[Mecca]

Anyone else think Matt Ryan has Rump Ranger Face a.k.a Gay-face... ?

Like I said, he looks like the Shermanator from American Pie.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Al, you know you love that sexy 40 time. Just give in baby.

[KCChiefsMan]

well we won't be going QB

[kstater]

PLEASE Take McFadden.

[siberian khatru]

Oak is gonna **** us. Just to **** us.

[melbar]

If the Raiders screw us on this one,:cuss::cuss::cuss::mad::grr::cuss:

[petegz28]

Planet meltdown from Raider screw job in 5 min...

[Rausch]

I figured they'd trade down or go defense. I didn't think they'd pull the trigger on Ryan this early...

[evolve27]

Come on Raiders, McFadden can save your team.

[Delano]

Can someone in the back get Matt Ryan a hat that fits please?

[the Talking Can]

AL YOU COLOSTOMY BAG

TAKE THE RB

[kcxiv]

All right Oakland, its time for you to become the drooling retards we all know you are capable of being. REEEEACH for McFadden

That isnt a ****ing reach. ITs the smart thing to do.

[HemiEd]

I have them both on, NFL N is having some audio problems.

[ChiefFan31]

Al, you know you love that sexy 40 time. Just give in baby.

Plus Al gets a hard on for a guy with Thug Tatts


Do it you old Bastard!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I could see Oakland taking Dorsey, or trading down to NO spot. Don't get too excited yet.

[Coach]

I figured they'd trade down or go defense. I didn't think they'd pull the trigger on Ryan this early...

Actually, I would had. It puts the Michael Vick issue to bed.

[tk13]

The clock is moving so fast that each team pretty much has to use up the clock so the previous pick can get off the stage.

[redshirt32]

come on take the frikin rb damit

[cdcox]

"I'm so pumped to be a Falcon"

[VonneMarie]

Planet meltdown from Raider screw job in 5 min...

You know it's coming.

[Logical]

ROFL

Cut to Commercial
Davis trade picks to NO who rush to the podium for Dorsey
Cut back from commercial.

[kregger]

As ****ed up as the Raiders organization is, they might not get to the podium on time.

[siberian khatru]

What are the odds that ESPN goes to commercial when we turn in our pick?

[melbar]

My heart is actually beating out of my chest right now!!!

If Dorsey is there and we dont I'm done!! The Chiefs are dead to me!!

[keg in kc]

Now things get interesting.

This is a hell of a lot of fun. I honestly don't think I enjoyed any game last year (including early-season before the losing streak) as much as I'm enjoying this.

[Hammock Parties]

DORSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[Sully]

If DOrsey is available, and we don't pick him, we are ****ed.
That would be a dumb ****ing move.

[ChiefFan31]

Anyone know where Dan Conner is projected to go? Late first? 20-25?

[the Talking Can]

AL, YOU LIVER SPOTTED LEPER

ThROW ON SOME OLD SPICE AND TAKE MCFADDEN

[alnorth]

If Oakland does take Dorsey, I vote for KC to trade down for equal or greater value if at all possible.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Schefter reporting Oakland is NOT trading down.

[redshirt32]

come on all take your star rb damit

[Fairplay]

Im so excited..im so excited...........

This is going to be a great draft folks!

[Basileus777]

Schefter says no Saints-Raiders deal, but it might happen with Chiefs.

[nychief]

So who screws us?

[Delano]

Good lord I love this ten minutes shit.

[Frazod]

Sheffter says Oakland is NOT trading with New Orleans.

[VonneMarie]

ROFL

Cut to Commercial
Davis trade picks to NO who rush to the podium for Dorsey
Cut back from commercial.

LMAO

[petegz28]

Oakland is taking Dorsey, get over it already

[kregger]

I'm stoked! I haven't ever enjoyed a draft as much as this one.

[Rausch]

What are the odds that ESPN goes to commercial when we turn in our pick?

100%...

[C-Mac]

If Oakland does take Dorsey, I vote for KC to trade down for equal or greater value if at all possible.
They will trade with the Pats if so

[ChiefFan31]

AL, YOU LIVER SPOTTED LEPER

ThROW ON SOME OLD SPICE AND TAKE MCFADDEN

ROFL

C'mon Al, do what you do. Gotta have that flashy pick

[the Talking Can]

Schefter reporting Oakland is NOT trading down.

**** YEAH

[Delano]

Schefter says no Saints-Raiders deal, but it might happen with Chiefs.

That would suck.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Guys it's ok if he does take Dorsey. We'll still get Gholston. We are in a perfect situation either way.

[Dylan]

(NFL.Network Filler) "Matt Ryan is the next Peyton Manning..." (NFL.Network Filler)

[AustinChief]

If Dorsey falls to us, I want another 2nd rounder and a move back...

I won't be pissed if we take him... but injury concerns ... concern me.

[The Franchise]

I'm going to commit murder if we have a chance at Dorsey and we don't grab him!

[Mecca]

This pick is all about Al Davis and how much he covets McFadden because this is the only spot they can get him in....they can't move and get him.

[nychief]

if Dorsey is there and we trade down I'll be really disappointed.

[DaKCMan AP]

If we don't take Dorsey I will be so ****ing pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We better ****ing huff it up to the podium!

[Fairplay]

If Oakland does take Dorsey, I vote for KC to trade down for equal or greater value if at all possible.

= or >

[kregger]

Trade with NO coming up if Al and the gang go Run DMC.

[Delano]

DORSEY IS NOT ON THE PHONE!

DMC is smiling like he stole somethin!

COME ON!

[rad]

You know the Fade is gonna trade down, they have virtually no picks in this draft......

Kiss Dorsey goodbye. The one thing that would suck is if Dorsey is there and we trade down.

[Coach]

Or maybe Al dropped dead on the spot, and the clock ran out on the Raiders, thus having not making their selction.....

That'd be funny and awesome.

[the Talking Can]

MCFADDEN'S PHONE BE RINGING!




















i hope

[Mecca]

If we don't take Dorsey I will be so ****ing pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We better ****ing huff it up to the podium!

On 610 Herm told Rhonda Moss that Dorsey is a stud and has been their #1 player for months.....

[Basileus777]

Al Davis has a twin?

[88TG88]

if Dorsey is there and we trade down I'll be really disappointed.

I would live with it if we drafted Ellis.

[dirk digler]

Hurry the **** up

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Al Davis's brother on the phone to the Raiders War room.

ROFL ROFL.

[ChiefsCountry]

Dorsey, the best player in the draft a Chief.

[EyePod]

Injury concerns for him are BS. Even if they take Dorsey, there's no big deal. We can just wait for the Jets and NE to fight over it for McFadden. They both don't want the other team to have him.

[Frazod]

Al Davis has a twin?

Looks like Al, only still alive. :D

[morphius]

Hopefully the Chiefs have their card ready and can jump the Raiders if they take too long.

[Coach]

Here we go!

[88TG88]

here we go

[keg in kc]

So, which safety are we drafting at 5?

[JBucc]

Here it comes...

[Rausch]

ROFL
Watch Al take Dorsey and Herm take McFadden.

[petegz28]

Wave goodbye to Dorsey....

[Hammock Parties]

WE WANT DORSEY

CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP

Don't **** it up HERM!

[Coach]

McFadden's phone buzzing!

[melbar]

Here we go.....holding my breath....

[EyePod]

WE ARE ON THE CLOCK!!!!!!!

[Fairplay]

What happens if a team runs out of time and don't approach the podium at all.

They lose their pick i suppose.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here we go.

[the Talking Can]

Al dialed Dominoes and asked for McFadden

[banyon]

One minute left you senile F***

[Rausch]

So, which safety are we drafting at 5?

The best Fullback is still on the board...

[88TG88]

hes a raider


DOOOORRRRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

[redshirt32]

come on take the rb

[Delano]

This is weird.

I thought I heard in the background that the Chiefs were on the clock.

[Basileus777]

Jesus come on already!

[melbar]

DM smiling Dorsey not

[kstater]

With the 4th selection of the NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Darren McFadden RB Arkansas

The Kansas City Chiefsare now on the clock.

[JBucc]

YES!

[Mecca]

Here you go, Dorsey is on the board.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

McFadden!!!!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

YES

['Hamas' Jenkins]

**** YES!!!!

[kregger]

YES

[Frazod]

YES! GET DORSEY

[EyePod]

:)

[kstater]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[morphius]

Whew.

[MTG#10]

YES!!

[petegz28]

OH YESSSS!!!!! The Raiders save us!!!

[Basileus777]

I LOVE YOU AL!

[cdcox]

Don't **** this up Carl.

[QuikSsurfer]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Franchise]

CHIEFS BETTER TAKE DORSEY!!!!!!

[alnorth]

HELL YES!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[ChiefsCountry]

Dorsey come on Chiefs

[the Talking Can]

DORSEY

DORSEY

DORSEY!!!

#1

[melbar]

YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[VonneMarie]

WOW! Now wtch Carl trade down... LOL

[Marco Polo]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[dirk digler]

WOOHOO!! Dorsey mother****ers

[kcxiv]

**** yeah Dorsey fell to us.

[JBucc]

dorsey dorsey dorsey DRAFT HIM

[KCFalcon59]

oh shit

[SCTrojan]

And now Dorsey is available - get on the phone Carl!!!!

[siberian khatru]

DON'T.

****.

THIS.

UP.

[Coach]

YES!

GET DORSEY YOU ****ING COCKBLOCKIN BASTARDS!

[Shag]

c'mon Dorsey! Don't F this up, Carl...

[ChiefaRoo]

Ok Carl. Don't fook up.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Dorsey will be a CHIEF folks! HELLZ YA!

[Delano]

THE PLANET IS ON A KNIFE's EDGE.

MELTDOWN OR JUBILATION???

[ChiefFan31]

Alright then, we better run to the ****ing podium and take Glen Dorsey

[HemiEd]

YES!

[jjchieffan]

OMG!!! Draft could not be going better for us!!

[Rausch]

YES1BBQONEOHONEOHONESMORE0-GASHM!1!

[milkman]

The Chiefs better be running to the podium!

[kregger]

Meltdown alert

[keg in kc]

With the 5th pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs draft junior, from Kansas, Aqib Talib.

[Basileus777]

Pick Dorsey Carl or fans will riot and burn down Arrowhead.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If we don't take Dorsey, I don't know what I'll do.

[Frazod]

Please Carl you rotten bastard DO THE RIGHT THING

[redshirt32]

omg we are here to make it happen

[Mecca]

We'll see what happens Herm acknowledged earlier that Dorsey is their #1 guy.

[Chiefs=Champions]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE CARL YOU OLD GREASY BASTARD PICK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alnorth]

Welcome to the Chiefs, Dorsey!

[Tits McGee]

All we can do now is f*ck it up.

[Rausch]

DT! DT! DT!

[the Talking Can]

I AM WET

[Logical]

OMG if I was Herm I would be personally running to the podium.:drool:

[MTG#10]

DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!! DORSEY!!

[EyePod]

If DMac goes down with arm tackles, then we have a great chance of tackling him!!

[rad]

Take Dorsey Herm, you **** you...

[58-4ever]

Dorsey, then Clady at 17?

[melbar]

RUN DO NOT WALK TO THE PODIUM!!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

As sad as I am to not get Gholston, I'm that much happier to get Dorsey.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

This absolutely HAS to be Dorsey

[banyon]

CARL YOU F***. THIS IS THE GUY! I don't want to hear "Signability"!


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[Coach]

WOW! Now wtch Carl trade down... LOL

If that happens, I'm gonna find you and take care of business with you.... :grr:


:D

[C-Mac]

Trade with the Jets, let them have Gholston

[KCFalcon59]

THey better take Dorsey or I am going to go apeshit.

[Rausch]

omg we are here to make it happen

"Do you belive in MIRACLES!?!"

[petegz28]

Carl will **** this up.....

[Skip Towne]

Please God. For my birthday, give me Glenn Dorsey. Please. Please? PLEASE!!!!

Well, OK. Now will you quit whining?

[CHIEF4EVER]

If Carl takes longer than 30 seconds to take Dorsey I may do something irrational.

[Logical]

All we can do now is f*ck it up.Shut up, shut up, shut up, I refuse to listen.:shake:

[keg in kc]

I smell a trade.

[Chiefs=Champions]

The Chiefs with the 5th overall pick select.... Some FB...

[Mecca]

They can't possibly mess this up...Dorsey is the #1 guy and still here.

[kregger]

The war room phone is running wild right now.

[milkman]

OMG if I was Herm I would be personally running to the podium.:drool:

And he might be stupid enough to try to do just that, all the way from KC.

[redshirt32]

they have to get this draft right today damit

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well, OK. Now will you quit whining?

Yes sir. Thank you sir.

[keg in kc]

"Do you belive in MIRACLES!?!"Your getting married taught me that anything is possible, no matter how crazy it seems.

[88TG88]

The Chiefs with the 5th overall pick select.... Some FB...

OWEN SCHMITT FTMW W0000T !!!111111!

[Coach]

Damn, McFadden brought all of his women....

[melbar]

Maybe we could trade down and get 5 or 6 4th round picks!! Quantity over quality baby!!!

[Logical]

Carl will **** this up.....Asshat will probably trade down or take Clady.:cuss:

[Dave Lane]

Is it possible for Carl and Herm to **** up this wet dream of getting Dorsey!

Dave

[Frazod]

Funny how they never show any footage from the Cotton Bowl when they hype McFadden. :)

[ChiefsCountry]

Come on Chiefs, draft the next Buck Buchanan.

[keg in kc]

A commercial. I'm shocked.

[kstater]

Don't **** this up CARL!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and que the commercial.

[Coach]

I knew it.

Rausch was right. 100%

[Rausch]

THE GREAT DRAFT OF 08 begins now...

[Mecca]

Look at that "does someone want to come up and get Dorsey" they don't even consider the Chiefs taking him.

[Delano]

Can we trade with the Jets and still get Dorsey at six?

[Tits McGee]

I smell a trade.


With NO.

[banyon]

If Carl takes longer than 30 seconds to take Dorsey I may do something irrational.

Too late!

[DaKCMan AP]

GLENN DORSEY NOW!!!!!!!

[the Talking Can]

this has to happen

i will ****ing destroy you carl

[Mecca]

The Chiefs played this "we don't know if we can get a OL at 17" card for awhile lets see if it was bullshit or truth with Dorsey being their #1 guy.

[RINGLEADER]

I'll be surprised if Carl takes another DT with a top ten pick...

[Fairplay]

We want Dorsey!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChiefFan31]

This better be a damn short comm break. Watching ESPN...


I did kinda see a lil smile on Gholston's face before they cut to comm.

I wouldn't mind having that guy at all, but ONLY if Dorsey was gone...

[Ultra Peanut]

ESPN, the tradition continues!

Gholston, Dorsey, Ellis. There is literally no way to **** this up... Right?

[Mosbonian]

WOW.....who was in all that crowd for McFadden?

mmaddog
*******

[bringbackmarty]

Bring the meat carl!, no less than two firsts and a second if you trade down. and they better be from some team that sucks.

[Logical]

And he might be stupid enough to try to do just that, all the way from KC.:doh!:

[KCChiefsMan]

Take Dorsey Carl!! I didn't think he'd drop to us, DO IT CARL
Just don't f*ck it up CARL AND HERM!!!

[Rausch]

Your getting married taught me that anything is possible, no matter how crazy it seems.

Right now she's an ascending player but we reserve the right to terminate contracts at any time...:evil:

[petegz28]

If you can trade with the Jets and get Dorsey 6th I will go for that but nothing else.

[Basileus777]

Schefter says Saints are offering 1st, 2nd pick this year and 1st next year!

[Dartgod]

Funny how they never show any footage from the Cotton Bowl when they hype McFadden. :)
Maybe they could Photoshop Tony Temple into a Razorbacks' uniform.

[keg in kc]

This is seriously better than any game since about 2003.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Schefter says NO offering 1st and 2nd this year AND 1st next year for our 5.

[Mr. Kotter]

I smell trade..... :hmmm:


Not sure how I really feel about that....depending on with whom and for what....:(