Rasslin is CHA CHA LA..LA,LA,LA,LA,LA

[keg in kc]

The last 10 minutes of raw were brutal.

They destroyed Legacy tonight.

[Mecca]

Is the stuff from the past back...for awhile WWE TV was seriously nothing more than the McMahons jerking off all over TV...it was a big stroke job to appease their egos and make themselves look cool on TV.

I'm sorry to tell them no one buys that gray haired pudgy Shane McMahon can take on 3 guys.

[keg in kc]

They had it set up for him to just smile and shake Orton's hand, and join Legacy.

Even that would have been better than what we got.

Now we're going to see the entire McMahon family built up as babyfaces for two months (they're seriously trying to make uberbitch Steph into a face??) leading up to what I'm guessing is either an Orton/HHH program, or some bizarro-world Austin fights for Vince against Orton.

I don't know where else this could go. Or why anybody would care since it's obvious that Orton is the biggest pussy on god's green earth.

[Mecca]

The problem we have is we aren't general fans, the general WWE fan, likes the McMahon's.

They're obviously positioning Orton to be the next it guy, so I don't expect him to be losing any matches.

[keg in kc]

Lost in all this is the fact that we have Cena, Jericho, Misterio and Kofi Kingston (?!) set up for the raw elimination chamber. Could be an interesting match, depending on who the last two are.

[BigRock]

I kind of like that they had Matt turn on Jeff instead of the obvious "Christian was ****ing with him" thing, though.

I can't really be bothered to give two craps about Matt Hardy, but I thought Christian vs. Jeff for a WrestleMania match sounded awful from day one.

It would have ended up as a total afterthought, 'cause after 2-3 months of Christian on TV they'd be remembering exactly why they didn't push him the last time they had him. At least Matt vs. Jeff I would expect them to promote in a reasonably strong manner.

Shane was fantastic for all the wrong reasons. Hitting 80% air with his "I watch MMA" flurry of brutal flying fists and knees was an all-time hilarious moment. All it needed was Shane himself circa 1998 doing commentary, going "BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH" with every punch.

[keg in kc]

Christian isn't a headliner, I'm assuming if he's in a match at mania it's a TLC with the other 3. Or MitB.

The Matt turn was just stupid. He'd had at least one match on his brother's behalf recently. They didn't put much thinking into that one.

[Boris The Great]

About the finish of Raw, I was most upset that Shane didnt do his dance. I can forgive a lot of ridiculous things if Shane does his dance first.

[BigRock]

About the finish of Raw, I was most upset that Shane didnt do his dance. I can forgive a lot of ridiculous things if Shane does his dance first.

The Shane O'Mac dance does make him easier to tolerate. Much like Stephanie and her boobs.

[ChiefJustice]

About the finish of Raw, I was most upset that Shane didnt do his dance. I can forgive a lot of ridiculous things if Shane does his dance first.

This.

[ChiefJustice]

The Shane O'Mac dance does make him easier to tolerate. Much like Stephanie and her boobs.


And of course this.

[ChiefJustice]

Mickey Rourke calling out Jericho.

Now,that is entertainment.

Shane sissy punching Orton...not so much.

[Jerm]

The ending to RAW was pretty dumb IMO...made Orton and The Legacy look extremely weak.

As pointed out earlier, it was all set up for Shane to turn heel (?) and join the Legacy OR have Orton put his head off too, making him look uber strong by taking out both McMahons and gets him crazy heat.

It was pretty funny to see Shane turn around and randomly deck Kofi Kingston on the stage lol. That punch actually looked like it landed, didn't look worked at all.

[Ultra Peanut]

Stolen from elsewhere:

Creative: Kofi, I've got good news and bad news. Good news is you'll be in the Elimination Chamber at No Way out!
Kofi: Great mon! What's the bad news?
Creative: You gonna get jacked by a 40 year old chubby white guy tonight.
Kofi: Well yeah, I already knew I had a match with Kane.

[Ultra Peanut]

ROH HAS A FUCKING TV DEAL WITH HDNET (http://www.rohwrestling.com/news/article.aspx?id=2524)

It's like 1996 again, only this time WCW has already shit its pants and started choking on its own vomit!

[keg in kc]

The only thing I can think of is that this is a setup to an Orton/Shane match at NWO, where Orton will destroy Shane, leading to whatever the mania program is.

I just hope this isn't setting up an Orton/Vince match.

[keg in kc]

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[Demonpenz]

I'll be intrested on what happens at bash at the beach to see if disco inferno is for real or not

[keg in kc]

Memories...

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[Jerm]

http://i43.tinypic.com/w1z8r5.gif

Orton no selling 3/4 of those punches and then over selling the last one completely makes that clip lol. ROFL

[Mecca]

MICKEY, DON'T DO IT!
Click Here for Mark Madden's latest column exclusive to WrestleZone.com!
by Wzmark
Jan 31, 2009


“I think he’s a good dude. I think he has honorable intentions.” - Mickey Rourke on Vince McMahon.

Have more delusional words ever been spoken?

"The Wrestler" is, however temporarily, the general public's reference point for the wrestling business. Vince McMahon wasn't going to let that go unpunished. By trying to book Mickey Rourke for a WrestleMania match against Chris Jericho, McMahon seems determined to absorb the buzz created by "The Wrestler" and, ultimately, diminish the movie's impact by making a classic film just another disposable part of his carny con.


Rourke spent many years in his profession's wilderness, becoming a joke figure for his squandered talent. Amazingly, he revived his career overnight, recapturing his credibility and dignity with his portrayal of Randy "The Ram" Robinson. Jumping into the ring at WrestleMania has little upside for Rourke, none beyond the paycheck. A movie like "The Wrestler" has depth and drama. WWE is just fake wrestling. The two have zero in common.


Rourke called out Chris Jericho at the SAG Awards, then faced off with Jericho on "Larry King Live.” Rourke can act, but he certainly doesn't know how to work. On “Larry King,” Rourke clumsily parried Jericho's verbal thrusts with a combination of bemusement and confusion. It wasn't necessarily embarrassing, but it definitely didn't work, and may have been the catalyst for Rourke's representatives backing away from WrestleMania in the days since. The Oscars are next month, and being associated with ‘Mania now could cost Rourke the statue.


McMahon might portray it as "The Ram" returning to the big time. But Randy Robinson is a fictional character. "The Ram" needs to get in that ring at WrestleMania. Rourke needs to run screaming in the other direction. Again, what's the upside? How does Rourke benefit?


McMahon's mind operates on so many levels, all of them devious and malicious. He can't help it. He's a wrestling promoter. When "The Wrestler" premiered and became a phenomenon, McMahon issued press releases that distanced WWE from the movie, saying it represented a minor-league level of wrestling not to be confused with his company's superior product.


But then "The Wrestler" committed the cardinal sin of being popular. That got McMahon's attention. WWE promoted the movie and began courting Rourke for WrestleMania. Remember that McMahon never does anything altruistic, and only does something that's mutually beneficial as a last resort. McMahon wants to go over every time. McMahon wants the other guy to do the job every time. Money isn't the primary motivating factor. Ego is, every time.


Want proof? When McMahon bought WCW, the best thing for business would have been to keep WCW strong, do a legit invasion angle, give fans the showdown they'd dreamed about for years and absorb the entire WCW audience in the process. McMahon chose instead to make WCW weak, do a joke of an invasion angle that involved his son and then Steve Austin taking the reins of the interlopers, and permanently chase away WCW's audience.


It was pointedly what was worst for business, but the important thing was for McMahon to show beyond a shadow of a doubt that he had won, that he had beaten Billionaire Ted.


If Rourke is involved in WrestleMania, the goal will be to make "The Wrestler" seem second-rate to WWE programming or, worse yet, a part of WWE programming, albeit after the fact, a Golden Globe-winning version of "The Marine." It would be ludicrous and illogical to make that connection, but that won't stop McMahon from trying. Megalomaniacs live in their own reality.


The thought of "The Wrestler" intersecting with WWE makes me nauseous. Both use wrestling as a foundation, but are otherwise totally unrelated. Thinking about McMahon's motives makes me nauseous, too. In his mind, "The Wrestler" upstaged his product, and he wants to get even.


Here's my advice to anyone involved with "The Wrestler," especially Mickey Rourke. If you want to be at WrestleMania, buy a ticket and sit out of camera range.

[Demonpenz]

damn people take wrestling too serious. Big deal if he gets in the ring. It will be a great parody

[Ultra Peanut]

I want the angle to happen (preferably with Rourke calling out Jericho at the Oscars, just for that added layer of awesomeness), I want Jericho to go over, and I want Jericho to be the most unbearable motherfucker in the universe the next night on Raw when he talks about how there are no dream endings and that the only thing you can count on is Jericho.

[BigRock]

I want the angle to happen (preferably with Rourke calling out Jericho at the Oscars, just for that added layer of awesomeness), I want Jericho to go over, and I want Jericho to be the most unbearable mother****er in the universe the next night on Raw when he talks about how there are no dream endings and that the only thing you can count on is Jericho.

The Jericho countdown should interrupt Rourke's Oscar speech.

[Ultra Peanut]

FUCK YES

[keg in kc]

Sean Penn's probably winning the Oscar, so that would sort of hamper any Rourke/Jericho on-stage shenanigans.

[Demonpenz]

The Jericho countdown should interrupt Rourke's Oscar speech.

ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

Sean Penn's probably winning the Oscar, so that would sort of hamper any Rourke/Jericho on-stage shenanigans.In that case, the countdown can interrupt Penn.

[keg in kc]

In that case, the countdown can interrupt Penn.Now that would be cool. Especially when he gets this WTF? look on his face.

[keg in kc]

Uhm, Mike Knox qualified for the elimination chamber. We're going to find out about it on raw tonight.

What the fuck.

[Ultra Peanut]

Uhm, Mike Knox qualified for the elimination chamber. We're going to find out about it on raw tonight.

What the fuck.http://i44.tinypic.com/x1y9ev.gif

[keg in kc]

Hopefully I misread something, and he's just in a qualifying match tonight, but with Misterio in there and the two of them feuding endlessly...

Jesus, Mike Knox in the elimination chamber.

[keg in kc]

Oh jesus, it's true: http://www.wwe.com/shows/nowayout/matches/9229100/preview/

Six days later in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Mike Knox qualified for the fifth spot in the Elimination Chamber Match by emerging victorious in a Six-Man Battle Royal. Knox bested Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, JTG and Shad, by finally booting the latter over the top rope.Real shame we missed that battle of titans.

[Ultra Peanut]

WWE Foregone Conclusion 2009

[keg in kc]

Raw's in St. Louis tonight. Orton's home town. I don't know that they can bury him any worse than they did last week but I'm guessing we may see them try.

[Ultra Peanut]

10:42 [Comment From forty] i really hate this storyline
10:43 Dolph Ziggler: storyline???????????
10:43 Dolph Ziggler: this is real life brother

[keg in kc]

So, the show opens with Shane beating up all of legacy again?

And then stephanie gets slammed up against a door and almost punted?

Great. They're going to bring HHH into this.

[Ultra Peanut]

So Red Alert 3: Uprising is going to be awesome.

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[big nasty kcnut]

Shoot you know that if they want rating they should have jack swagger face dreamer in a singapore cane match at wrestmania to put the title on dreamer.
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[Mecca]

You know someone should tell them this Orton vs the McMahons and everyone they can lineup is a face storyline...

It's nice to see them take Austins storyline and flip it where the wrestler is the heel and the McMahons are the faces even though it well makes no sense.

[BigCatDaddy]

I missed wrestling for quite some time. So can someone explain to me how Hornswaggle went form being Vince's son to Finley's?

[keg in kc]

I missed wrestling for quite some time. So can someone explain to me how Hornswaggle went form being Vince's son to Finley's?It just kind of happened. As I recall they sort of teased for a while that Finlay was the dad, and that there was some kind of agreement between the two (he and vince). It really didn't make a whole lot of sense.

Then again, I didn't pay much attention at the time, because I really don't pay much attention to the really overtly kid-oriented shit like that (it annoys me more than anything). I think it's about as entertaining as having khali do a kiss cam segment (or show up in WWE at all). I'm one of the folks who wishes they'd move back towards more mature themes, but knows they never will, because the money's with families.

Speaking of them, I'm probably the only one, but I was a little miffed that they ended Swagger's win streak last night.

[Ultra Peanut]

It just kind of happened. As I recall they sort of teased for a while that Finlay was the dad, and that there was some kind of agreement between the two (he and vince). It really didn't make a whole lot of sense.Finlay and Hornswoggle were pulling one over on Vince, or something.

Speaking of them, I'm probably the only one, but I was a little miffed that they ended Swagger's win streak last night.That sucks, but everything about the way they've built him has been so perfect that I'm fine with him losing now to set up the PPV match. Swagger + Finlay in a long program = a well-seasoned Swagger.

[BigRock]

Swagger + Finlay in a long program = a well-seasoned Swagger.

The last time we assumed this about a veteran star helping develop young talent, said veteran star murdered his wife and his tiny son.

WATCH YOUR BACK, HORNSWOGGLE

[The Franchise]

Is Stephanie still hot?

[Ultra Peanut]

The last time we assumed this about a veteran star helping develop young talent, said veteran star murdered his wife and his tiny son.

WATCH YOUR BACK, HORNSWOGGLEYou have no idea how close I was to saying "Benoit role."

[BigRock]

You have no idea how close I was to saying "Benoit role."

Not takin' any lip off his wife, that's how Benoit rolls!

Is Stephanie still hot?

I would do such things to that woman.

[Ultra Peanut]

The ability to laugh in the face of unspeakable tragedy is the most character-building part of being a wrestling fan.

[Ultra Peanut]

Speaking of that tragedy and disasters in general:

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[Ultra Peanut]

Annnnd speaking of even more incredible disasters:

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[Reaper16]

I had a strong inkling that someone would do a Braden Walker inductee video. The internet did not disappoint me.

[Ultra Peanut]

Since no one else is retarded enough to watch a TNA PPV, I'd like to inform you all that:

1. Samoa Joe still has a penis painted on his face
2. AJ Styles thinks Booker T grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth and stole his fake belt which has become a sanctioned belt
3. Heels are braver, tougher, and fight more fairly than faces
4. Drunk, fun-loving guys who throw money to the crowd? You guessed it: heels.

[Mecca]

Don't fuck with Chris Jericho, especially if you are a retarded fan...

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Courtesy of WO/F4W:

The account of what happened with Chris Jericho and the woman that is posted on your website is not correct. Here is what actually happened, as my girlfriend and I were literally 5 feet away from the altercation (the total incident was about 5 minutes) and saw the whole thing happen. Here's what happened (I already had it typed out because I had sent it to another site, so I'll send it to you as well):

This afternoon after the WWE house show in Victoria, my girlfriend and I went to see the wrestlers leave the arena (this was my girlfriend's first WWE event and she wanted to see them leave). The following is exactly what happened right in front of me and about another 50 wrestling fans who happened to be there are well:

Chris Jericho exited the building, and walked over to his white rental vehicle. The crowd watching him leave was heckling him, but he was ignoring it. He gets in his vehicle and drives out of the arena parking lot, right past the crowd of us. As Jericho stops at a stop sign, a fan runs into the street and starts banging on his rental vehicle. At this point about 50 people rush into the middle of the intersection, blocking traffic in several directions, with no police and very inadequate and incompetent security (no WWE security guards period). My girlfriend and I were literally in the very front of the crowd, and this all went down literally five feet away from us.

Chris Jericho opens the door to his vehicle in the middle of the road, and the fan shuts the door back on him. Jericho then gets out of the vehicle completely, and punches the fan in the face! This prompts another fan to jump in (he was friends with the first) and attack Jericho, and Jericho scuffles with the second guy. At this point, a woman who knows the second guy who attacked Jericho starts to jump in and get in Jericho's face (because he was fighting her friend).

This is where the Save on Foods Rent-A-Security Guards stopped standing around watching this happen (I swear they thought they were watching a wrestling angle or something), and stepped in to separate Jericho and the woman, who was shoving him. Looking at Jericho's face he was obviously ready to explode and was restraining himself...but then the shitstorm happened...

He spit in the girl's face, and called her a "fucking bitch". The woman then spit in Jericho's face. Jericho then started cursing out the woman some more, and was getting ready to go back into his vehicle (as all of this is still happening in the middle of the road). While he was turning to go into his vehicle, one of the guys he was fighting shoved Jericho against his car. Another guy then shoved Jericho, and that time he bumped his head on the top of his vehicle. This was where Jericho seriously snapped.

After bumping his head, Jericho went into a shitstorm, throwing and swinging at everybody around him. He knocked one guy to the ground, told another fan that he was going to "fucking kill you". The woman who got spit on was still yelling at Jericho, so he piefaced her away from him (because the arena security couldn't keep them separated). As soon as he put his hands on the woman, ANOTHER fan jumps in and starts swinging at Jericho. Jericho grabs the guy and starts throwing him to the ground, and at this point I have to yank my girlfriend out of the way and into some other people because Jericho had literally thrown himself and the other guy into our direction and we would of been knocked down by the scuffle.

The arena security try again at this point to regain order, and two of them grab Jericho and start yelling at him to calm down, to which Jericho responds by taking a swing at one of the security guards and yelling at them to "do your fucking job and get the fucking police here". Then he shoves the second guard to the ground and tells him to "stay the fuck off me".

Well, as that happens, the chick lunges at Jericho AGAIN, and this time Jericho actually punches the woman in the face, and shoves her to the ground. This stunned everyone, and the girl's friends ended up jumping in trying to fight Jericho, to which he fought all of them off, then storms into his vehicle swearing and speeds off, running through a stop sign in the process.

This whole thing happened over the span of about 5 minutes (of the street being blocked by this ordeal), and the woman ended up calling the cops on Jericho. They arrived 5 minutes after Jericho left, complete with a Paddy Wagon. The WWE's head of security did not see the incident, so he was there trying to figure out what happened along with the cops at the same time while yapping on his cell phone, and the woman is pressing charges against Jericho. As crazy and unbelievable this sounds, it can all be backed up with whatever police report was filed on the scene this afternoon.

I hope this made sense, as a lot of stuff happened. If you have any questions or need clarification, just ask. This was taped by several people with cell phone cameras, but there were only 50 people down there so I hope the video makes it way to the internet. Regardless, this went down as one of the craziest things I have ever seen in my life (even if it didn't involve Chris Jericho), and Jericho could be in some serious legal trouble over this one; although he was provoked, he seriously snapped and crossed the line.

and here was another take..

The following is a live account from a WZ reader who witnessed Chris Jericho and a fan getting into an altercation during a recent Jericho appearance. Following the testamonial is a video of the incident.

"I was a witness to a fight between a crazed fan and Chris Jericho after the show on Feb. 7th 2009 in Victoria BC. Chris Jericho was in his white SUV and leaving the arena when a crazed fan started chasing after his car and pounded on the window. Jericho was stuck in traffic and the car came to a stop, and then the fan pulled on the door and it opened! Jericho stopped his car and came out to pose for pics, when suddenly the same fan lunged for him and Chris Jericho threw a punch in self defense! A woman was pushed into Jericho as well and security was pretty lax, but finally they pulled the fan away and Chris was able to get into his SUV and drive safely away. The police arrived shortly after and hopefully arrested the fan for asult. Chris Jericho had taunted the fans in the show saying that he would take on anyone, but this fan took him seriously. Glad that Jericho got away unharmed!!! It was very intense!!!"

[Mecca]

And one of the funnier takes on it..

I woke up this morning thinking that the WWE house show I attended in Victoria yesterday afternoon was a rather uneventful experience--very short and something probably best enjoyed by 8-12 year olds these days.

I guess I was wrong. I guess this will turn out to be a very memorable trip for Chris Jericho, and perhaps the whole WWE if this becomes a messy legal situation. I wanted a memorable show, but not in this way.

Anyway, the idiots who attacked Jericho were sitting close to myself on the floor for the whole show. Actually sitting isn't a good way to describe the male idiot (around 16-20 years old I'd say), who is your typical gangsta-wannabe, and who was wearing a merch-table WWE belt all afternoon, reacting to all the heels as if the whole show was a shoot and constantly running up to the front row and calling them pussies and such.

For example, at one point during the Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly match, Santino Marella began taunting a young fan in the front row. Next thing you know, the male idiot comes running to the kids rescue and, totally serious, gets in Santino's face, challenging him to a fight.

I was surprised security did not kick him out at this point. Afterwards I could hear him explaining to a security guard, "Didn't you see what he did to that kid? You can't do that," (I'm not totally sure what Santino said or did to the kid, maybe somebody else caught it) as if he believed the whole situation was as real as the fights that I'm sure he tries to pick outside of his local 7-11 on Friday nights. At this point I was almost tempted to pull the idiot aside and ask, "You do know this is a performance, right?"

So Jericho, as far as I can figure, was attacked by a real honest-to-God true believer, just like the guys who used to stab and punch wrestlers in the old territory days. I didn't think, unless they happen to be mentally challenged, such fans still existed. The idiot and his girlfriend (who I thought was at most 14-15 years old) were also huge John Cena fans, which is likely why they targeted Jericho after the show.


The article states they were both 20 years old. Ashley Levey can be easily seen in the video wearing a John Cena t-shirt.

Oh and big shocker these 2 are already filing a lawsuit against Jericho.

[Mecca]

This gif sums it up pretty well I think...

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/sxdx15/1234076020295.gif

If you watch that closely...chick pushes him, Jericho hits his head on the car, before he even turns his head he's already throwing the punch at whoever just caused him to hit his head..

That's pretty much the definition of asking to be punched man or woman, shoving a guy in a mob of dumbass fans.

And this video can't be embedded but it's longer and worth a watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjjMnCxOfs

[Ultra Peanut]

This site (http://www.livewrestling-hd.com/) is awesome. On Stream 3, Scott Hall just interrupted the infamous Steve Doll vs. The Mauler match!

And now the lower midcard heel DDP I fell in love with is out to fight against Sgt. Craig Pittman (with Teddy Long)!

[Reaper16]

This site (http://www.livewrestling-hd.com/) is awesome. On Stream 3, Scott Hall just interrupted the infamous Steve Doll vs. The Mauler match!

And now the lower midcard heel DDP I fell in love with is out to fight against Sgt. Craig Pittman (with Teddy Long)!
That's some great linkage. Stream 1 was some horrendous TNA bullshit. Streams 2 & 3 right now are a '96 Nitro. Stream 4 saw Tajiri suplexing fools on some Summerslam. Stream 5? An episode of the '90s X-Men cartoon.

[Reaper16]

Stream 4: RVD vs Jeff Hardy, Ladder match for the Hardcore strap.

[Ultra Peanut]

The Nitros, WWE pay-per-views, and old '90s TV shows are actually available ON-DEMAND.

The June 3rd, 1996 Nitro playing on the stream is literally worth $30 more than last night's TNA pay-per-view. It had Regal and the Blue Bloods outfox Hacksaw, a recap of the Benoit-Sullivan feud leading to the first ever appearance by PRINCE IAUKEA in a Sullivan squash match, a really long Arn/Flair vs. Rock 'n Roll Express match, Heenan being Heenan, an awesome botch to end Hugh Morris vs. Scott Norton, and Sting/Luger vs. the Steiners ending with all of them taking on the Giant.

They have the music video for the Kablam! theme song on there!

[Reaper16]

The Nitros, WWE pay-per-views, and old '90s TV shows are actually available ON-DEMAND.

The June 3rd, 1996 Nitro playing on the stream is literally worth $30 more than last night's TNA pay-per-view. It had Regal and the Blue Bloods outfox Hacksaw, a recap of the Benoit-Sullivan feud leading to the first ever appearance by PRINCE IAUKEA in a Sullivan squash match, a really long Arn/Flair vs. Rock 'n Roll Express match, Heenan being Heenan, an awesome botch to end Hugh Morris vs. Scott Norton, and Sting/Luger vs. the Steiners ending with all of them taking on the Giant.

They have the music video for the Kablam! theme song on there!

Yeah, when I saw the On-Demand button ten minutes ago, I squealed with glee. The options on the "<3 90's" channel are mind boggling, to say nothing of the wrestling vids.

[keg in kc]

It's been funny watching the jericho story. Before the youtube videos hit the web, people were trying to make it out like jericho went all roid rage and started beating up innocent fans (there's an article from a victoria paper with that tone, as well). Then the videos started to hit and each one made it more and more obvious that he was trying to leave, got accosted at the stop light, was surrounded with incompetent security, and when he finally threw punches he was obviously defending himself.

Good luck suing him, retards.

[Brock]

He must be doing a hell of a good job.

[Jerm]

I really thought the Jericho ordeal was a work, esp. after the Christian Bale freakout...figured Vince was trying to capitalize on that and one up it even.

Boy was I wrong lol.

Apparently that woman spit on him, that's why Jericho freaked. I loved him screaming "do your fucking job" at the security guards haha.

[Ultra Peanut]

Think about this: A Canadian who recently PUNCHED SHAWN MICHAELS' WIFE IN THE FACE is such a great heel that he managed to make CANADIAN marks thoroughly hate him.

The man is a god.

[unothadeal]

Think about this: A Canadian who recently PUNCHED SHAWN MICHAELS' WIFE IN THE FACE is such a great heel that he managed to make CANADIAN marks thoroughly hate him.

The man is a god.

http://www.crazedfanboy.com/npcr07/images/bret_hart.jpg > http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/uploads/Chris_Jericho_458338a.jpg

[Ultra Peanut]

Raw, or Salute Your Shorts?

Salute Your Shorts, or Raw?

[unothadeal]

Looks like Shawn Michaels is about to cry again.

[keg in kc]

That's two weeks in a row they've teased HHH-Orton at mania. I don't like the way this is going.

And what was going on with that Punk/Regal match?

[Mecca]

That's two weeks in a row they've teased HHH-Orton at mania. I don't like the way this is going.

And what was going on with that Punk/Regal match?

Orton would have to go to Smackdown with H winning the belt before mania for that to make any sense.

[keg in kc]

Orton would have to go to Smackdown with H winning the belt before mania for that to make any sense.Orton goes to kick stephanie was the first sign. Then she has the 'mysterious' phone call tonight.

They're totally setting this up for HHH to win Sunday (Big Show will cost Edge the title, starting a feud they've been teasing there), and then to come in at Wrestlemania as the savior of the McMahon family, after Orton beats the shit out of Shane.

I hope that's not the way they're going. I don't particularly want to see hun-tor destroy all three members of priceless while blindfolded with his arms tied behind his back.

We'll see what happens now, during the Taker match (although they can't really have either of them win/lose this match, so it's going to be a fuck finish of some kind).

[keg in kc]

So the undertaker can't handle priceless, but shane mcmahon can...

Yeah, this is some terrific booking the last month.

[Mecca]

We're back to the past booking of the McMahon stoke fest, Shane ripping off RVD's move being made to look stronger than wrestlers, it's lame.

[keg in kc]

I'm hoping shane slipped a disk doing that.

[Mecca]

The sad part, people cheer for that shit.

I don't get why anyone would like the McMahons.

[keg in kc]

I don't get it either.

Hell, I still don't get why people cheer for HHH.

[Bowser]

I don't get it either.

Hell, I still don't get why people cheer for HHH.

They've been trained to.

Can't wait for the day when he comes out to the song "I Am A Real American", swinging a three pound sledge.

[Ultra Peanut]

That's two weeks in a row they've teased HHH-Orton at mania. I don't like the way this is going.

And what was going on with that Punk/Regal match?TNA called. They want their match lengths back.

[RUSH]

Think about this: A Canadian who recently PUNCHED SHAWN MICHAELS' WIFE IN THE FACE is such a great heel that he managed to make CANADIAN marks thoroughly hate him.

The man is a god.

Agreed. I have been following wrestling for 16 years on and off and I don't recall anyone playing the heel as well as Jericho.

[Boris The Great]

Thats two weeks in a row theyve teased HHH-Orton at mania. I dont like the way this is going.

Would you rather see HHH against Edge: the feud over Vickie fat jokes? Plus like Mecca said, that doesnt work with the way Wrestlemania is set up.

And you can complain about HHH all day, but unlike the people writing Raw, at least he knows how money angles are built. If this was all to build to HHH saving the day, none of this back and forth with Shane would be going on because it weakens the heat of the whole thing. Why would HHH (or anyone else) need to save the McMahons when Orton can barely handle Shane?

[big nasty kcnut]

I'd rather see d.h.smith help hbk win at nwo. Then the two wrestle at wrestlemania. Also i like triple h good mic skills. But he need to put the rub on some of the newer guys to make the money making angle. Also what if this is a plan to bring in christen.
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[keg in kc]

So where is the angle going? Because I sure don't know. It doesn't make any sense to have the gray-haired middle-aged non-wrestling son of the owner/promoter repeatedly beating the shit out of the young heel stable, no matter how hard I try to rationalize what I'm seeing.

Beyond that, what matches are set up for wrestlemania right now? I don't see any money angles. This may be the first time in the 5 years I don't buy it. Hopefully they can come up with something. Because I can't remember a year where we got to mid-february and there wasn't even one feud leading to mania that I wanted to see. Right now, as far as I can tell, it's shaping up to be a card that wouldn't make for an interesting one night stand (oh wait, extreme rules).

They've got a shitload to do at No Way Out.

[Ultra Peanut]

Wrestlemania 24 was so stacked and completely worth every cent of the $50 I paid for it, but yeah, this year looks barren. I'll want to see whatever it is Jericho is leading up to, be it a thing with Rourke or Austin coming in, but that and MITB are about it.

I'm sure Orton will beat Shane, but at this point it's a question of how much he'll really go over Shane. I was thinking positive thoughts until this week's show, and I think the "Shane saved Taker" stuff is a bit overplayed right now in the IWC, but holy crap the execution of that sucked.

[Mecca]

Christian is on ECW!

[Buck]

Christian is on ECW!

Wow they brought him back to put him on ECW.

[big nasty kcnut]

Oh yeah!
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[Mecca]

Wow they brought him back to put him on ECW.

It won't last very long but it's a quick way to get him a title match on Mania.

[Buck]

It won't last very long but it's a quick way to get him a title match on Mania.

Good point.

Is TNA funded by the WWE?

[Mecca]

Good point.

Is TNA funded by the WWE?

Ha no..if it was it wouldn't look so 2nd rate and the booking would be better oh and Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo wouldn't be near it.

[Buck]

Ha no..if it was it wouldn't look so 2nd rate and the booking would be better oh and Jeff Jarrett and Vince Russo wouldn't be near it.

For some reason my buddies think that it is that they are just being really hush hush about it.

[Mecca]

For some reason my buddies think that it is that they are just being really hush hush about it.

It's not, there are guys that work there that the WWE will never do business with again.

Do you really think the WWE would be in charge of a product that has an 8 sided ring? Or employs Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner?

[Sfeihc]

Christian is on ECW!

I can't believe this crap. Did Matt Millen get a job booking for WWE?

[Mecca]

I can't believe this crap. Did Matt Millen get a job booking for WWE?

It'll get him a match on Mania..and anyway guys on ECW end up on the other shows anyway, Miz and Morrison for example.

[Buck]

Ok, Im sure this has already been discussed, but since I have your attention.

1. Was the Jericho altercation real?
2. Is he facing any legal trouble?
3. Is he facing suspension from the WWE?

[Sfeihc]

Well hopefully we don't get another Chavo-like squash at WM 25.

[Mecca]

Ok, Im sure this has already been discussed, but since I have your attention.

1. Was the Jericho altercation real?
2. Is he facing any legal trouble?
3. Is he facing suspension from the WWE?

It was real as far as I know, the people are supposedly suing but it looks like self defense as they spit on and shoved him before he retaliated..

And no the WWE will not be suspending him, they probably think it's funny some moronic fans got punched.

[Mecca]

Hey look it's Nattie with a new hair do and her boyfriend TJ Wilson...

[Ultra Peanut]

WHAT

[Mecca]

WHAT

Christian is having a match here in a moment...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

CHRISTIAN!!!!!! CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!! AT LAST, WE'RE ON OUR OWN!!!!!

[keg in kc]

WHATthe fuck.

Wonder how happy he is about leaving TNA now. Big return on ECW and all.

[Ultra Peanut]

The more I think about it, the more I like the decision to put him on ECW for a while. This helps build up Swagger's credibility and, as Mecca pointed out, puts him right into Wrestlemania with neither muss nor fuss (and judging by tonight's match, that's an addition to WM25 that I look forward to). It also eliminates the "Let's book him as a heel while a portion of the crowd gives him a face response anyways" issue and lets the (re)new-Christian smell wear off a bit.

the fuck.

Wonder how happy he is about leaving TNA now. Big return on ECW and all.At least people will stop walking up to him and asking why he quit wrestling.

CHRISTIAN!!!!!! CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!! AT LAST, WE'RE ON OUR OWN!!!!!One of my favorite themes everrrrr.

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I know the license for his most recent WWE theme had expired, but I do wish the re-recorded version at least had female vocals.

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[Reaper16]

That was... unexpected. Huh.

[BigRock]

Was it just me or does Christian look older than Finlay? His crappy spray-on-tan didn't help. TNA really ages a man.

[Ultra Peanut]

Hey look it's Nattie with a new hair do and her boyfriend TJ Wilson...I think you mean TYSON KIDD.

Jesus Christ.

[keg in kc]

I would rather see Swagger/Christian than Swagger/Finlay. In no small part because I can't stand hornswaggle.

Be nice if the Tommy Dreamer angle would just disappear like it never happened.

And I saw you on THE BOARD~! ultrapeanut.

Talk about stepping onto the dark side.

[Ultra Peanut]

Be nice if the Tommy Dreamer angle would just disappear like it never happened.A day without Tommy jobbing is a day without sunshine.

And I saw you on THE BOARD~! ultrapeanut.

Talk about stepping onto the dark side.I regret nothing!

[Demonpenz]

Hey yo.... We got a survay going on here



chalk one up for the good guys

[keg in kc]

That didn't strike me as the best crowd for anybody to debut in front of. Could've gone worse, though; he was getting some cheers at the end. It's probably going to take some work getting him back to recognizable by a WWE audience, anyway.

Match started a little rough, but they were working well together by the time he dropped the unprettier.

I wonder if it's going to be a wm 3-way?

[keg in kc]

This smells of awesome:* The Bella Twins are shown backstage with Carltio & Primo Colon. The Miz & John Morrison interrupt. Whichever teams wins their next tag match gets a date with The Bellas tomorrow night.

* The Miz & John Morrison b. Carlito & Primo Colon
- The Bellas comes to the ring with the Colons. After the match, The Bellas leave with The Miz & Morrison.

[Ultra Peanut]

That didn't strike me as the best crowd for anybody to debut in front of.For this west coast swing, or at least for Raw last night and ECW tonight, the crowds were awful.

Going back and watching it, though, Christian got about as decent a reaction as I would have expected. It wasn't roof-shaking or anything, but it wasn't like he was getting the same reaction as someone coming up from Developmental.

[keg in kc]

2009 WWE Draft announced for Raw April 13 (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/8854524/92755341?cid=2009EP-00)

As if April couldn’t possibly get any bigger – WWE.com has learned that eight days following the 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania, WWE will “shake things up” once again, with a 2009 WWE Draft that will commence live on Monday Night Raw, on USA Network.

In many ways, the WWE Universe continues to feel the aftershocks created by from last year’s epic Draft on Raw, during which 10 Superstars changed their respective home brands. (Followed by more than a dozen Superstars who were affected by a subsequent Supplemental Draft that took place on WWE.com.) Several of those roster adjustments quickly resulted in title changes that dramatically altered the WWE landscape – among them, CM Punk winning the World Heavyweight Championship from Edge a week after the Straightedge Superstar had been drafted to Raw.

With that, what can our Superstars, General Managers and you, the WWE Universe, expect from the Draft when Raw commences live in Atlanta's Philips Arena April 13? Details will be forthcoming in the weeks ahead, though one thing is certain: as per Mr. McMahon’s statement a year before, it will be “time to shake things up around here!”

[keg in kc]

WWE Superstars is due to debut in April, as well, Thursday nights on WGN.

[Ultra Peanut]

WWE Superstars is due to debut in April, as well, Thursday nights on WGN.I still haven't been able to figure this out: Is it a clip show, or what?

Either way, this should really hamper Impact's efforts to reach that elusive 1.2.

[keg in kc]

As I understand it, it's not a clip show, and it includes rasslers from all three brands.

I'm not sure how that's supposed to work.

It's only an hour, so I bet it'll end up being a clip show anyway.

[Demonpenz]

hey chico your either with us, or against us. NWO 4 life is TOOO SWEEET

[BigRock]

uhhhhhhhhh

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[Ultra Peanut]

As I understand it, it's not a clip show, and it includes rasslers from all three brands.Hopefully it ends up like ECW and has that "first hour of Nitro" feel to it.

[Ultra Peanut]

hey chico your either with us, or against us. NWO 4 life is TOOO SWEEETFUH FUH FUH FUH FUH 4 LYFE

[Ultra Peanut]

Stevie Richards is Abyss' therapist.


...

[BigRock]

MACHO MAN DVD IN JUNE

OOOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHHH

Get him in the legends of Mania game STAT.

[Mecca]

MACHO MAN DVD IN JUNE

OOOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHHH

Get him in the legends of Mania game STAT.

I can't believe the Ultimate Warrior is in that game.

[Ultra Peanut]

I can't believe the Ultimate Warrior is in that game.AT LEAST HE DIDN'T RAPE STEPHANIE!!!!!

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[BigRock]

I can't believe the Ultimate Warrior is in that game.

I can't believe Greg Valentine is in it. He may be literally become the least-played video game character in the history of video games. People play more often with Zombie Santino in SDvsRaw than they ever will with Greg Valentine.

[Ultra Peanut]

Don't dis the Ham-hahaha, juuuuust kidding.

[Ultra Peanut]

Colons.

[keg in kc]

So Edge lays out Big Show and ends the go-home smackdown holding the belt over the rest of the guys in the chamber match. They're following the script I mentioned monday:They're totally setting this up for HHH to win Sunday (Big Show will cost Edge the title, starting a feud they've been teasing there)I say again, it looks like they're setting up HHH and Orton. The shows they're on won't matter in the title picture with a draft a week after wrestlemania.

We'll see what happens sunday, there's still a chance they try to swerve everybody and have the phone call last monday be from someone other than HHH, change directions at the last minute a la subbing Matt for Christian. But I'm guessing it's going to be Orton and Legacy destroying Shane, and then Orton threatening Stephanie.

And yes I know it doesn't make sense with Orton getting the free title shot anyway, why pull threatening the family shenanigans, but that looks to be where it's going. And it would have to be a match with the title on HHH or there's no reason for Orton to be in it.

Maybe they swerve and have the title go on Undertaker, and last Monday's match was somehow the start of a feud between him and legacy. Who knows. But it sure looks like HHH/Orton.

Course they may not even know what they're doing yet.

[keg in kc]

Looks like cm punk has a fan:“It was from Eddie Guerrero that I first heard about Punk – when he went away and worked some independents he came across him.

“I’ve been fan of Punk for a long time now. I’d heard about him from his work with ROH.

“He came to Dave Taylor’s wrestling school and he didn’t tell anyone who he was; he just picked our brains and paid the money.”

Regal goes on: “If I liked him before, I’m very impressed now.

“It’s been a long time since I found anyone in the ring who I have this sort of special connection with.

“His rep doesn’t bother him or me; some like him, some don’t.

“What I like about him is he learns and is a real student of the game, despite that dirty, scruffy exterior badly in need of soap.”http://www.dailystar.co.uk/inthering/view/69448/Regal-bites-back-after-heart

[BigRock]

We'll see what happens sunday, there's still a chance they try to swerve everybody and have the phone call last monday be from someone other than HHH, change directions at the last minute a la subbing Matt for Christian. But I'm guessing it's going to be Orton and Legacy destroying Shane, and then Orton threatening Stephanie.

Wasn't the Stephanie phone call supposed to be from Shane? To make people think he wasn't there? OH BUT THEN HE *IS* THERE, WHATTA SWERVE.

Either way, Stephanie's been doing that "talking on the phone to nobody" bit since she was the Smackdown GM. Nobody cared a few weeks ago when she was talking to someone about her sick kids. Why is this segment now a big clue?

COLONS~!

[BryanBusby]

Starting Christian off on ECW was a good move by Vince. I just hope they do it right and set him up with a long lasting feud with Edge after Wrasslemania instead of just feeding him to John "BRUSF YO MOUPH WIT CO-GATE" Cena.

Also, William Regal is all kinds of awesome.

[keg in kc]

Wasn't the Stephanie phone call supposed to be from Shane? To make people think he wasn't there? OH THEN HE *IS*, WHATTA SWERVE.I didn't think so at the time. Anything's possible, though. We'll see what happens sunday.

[keg in kc]

In a shocker today, IGN (http://ps3.ign.com/dor/objects/14252213/wwe-legends-of-wrestlemania/videos/legendswm_ep3.html) revealed that young Hunter Hearst Helmsley is one of the Legends of Wrestlemania. HHH before he was HHH, with the classical music and the sneer.

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Mecca]

Answer me this if they do HHH/Orton..

Who the fuck is Cena wrestling?

[Ultra Peanut]

Best finisher of all time:

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BOTCHBODY BLOCK OF DEEAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHH

Answer me this if they do HHH/Orton..

Who the fuck is Cena wrestling?CHRISTIAN

[Sfeihc]

Cena and Y2J?

[Boris The Great]

Wasnt the Stephanie phone call supposed to be from Shane?

Thats what Dave Meltzer said, that it was to make people think Shane wasnt there. I dont know if he was assuming or if someone told him, but thats what he said.

Cena and Y2J?

I think Jericho will be busy with the Flair and Rourke situation. And if Austin is going to wrestle, which Meltzer swears he is, Jericho is the only opponent that makes any sense to me. He can keep running down the HOF guys, and Flair can point out that he cant wrestle but he knows another HOFer who wants to shut Jericho up.

But they could have angles in mind they havent shot yet. This time a year ago, Big Show wasnt even on WWE TV, and a month or so later he was in a major Wrestlemania match with Floyd Mayweather.

[keg in kc]

Answer me this if they do HHH/Orton..

Who the **** is Cena wrestling?Who's 'taker wrestling? Who's Michaels wrestling (now that it looks like they're finishing the JBL angle this weekend)? The only thing that they have set up right now is Jericho/Flair/Rourke, although they're teasing Edge/Big Show pretty heavy.

They don't have any PPVs from now until mania, so I guess they're just going to build everything for the show in the next 6 weeks.

[BigRock]

Two former Hardcore champions have united in holy matrimony! What a great story for Valentine's Day!

PUKE

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_3fa00bee3dfc4c95ba9ed46bbbf55684.jpg

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[keg in kc]

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[Ultra Peanut]

They're leading off with the Smackdown! Chamber.

What?

[keg in kc]

Edge eliminated first. Wowzers.

My Edge/Big Show prediction was wrong. HHH/Big Show stare-down early.

[keg in kc]

Oh god, 5 minutes of Hardy/Kozlov.

[Ultra Peanut]

This is fucking weird.

[keg in kc]

Kozlov apparently has a thing for unveiling hardy's asscrack at the cameras tonight. I could've gone all night without that.

[keg in kc]

Watching Kozlov and Wight swap moves on Hardy is...different.

[keg in kc]

Hun-Tor has entered the ring.

[Ultra Peanut]

Aren't openers supposed to be, like, somewhat exciting?

[keg in kc]

Undertaker gets last entrance, he may win it.

[Ultra Peanut]

Shaq the Jabbawockee is way more entertaining than this.

[keg in kc]

Aren't openers supposed to be, like, somewhat exciting?What, you weren't enthused by HHH clearing the ring?

[unothadeal]

Are you guys watching online?

[keg in kc]

I'm trying to figure out why they'd have Edge out of this so fast. Unless he's going to interfere.

[unothadeal]

I'm trying to figure out why they'd have Edge out of this so fast. Unless he's going to interfere.

Don't think. Just enjoy.

[keg in kc]

Last minute or so has been better.

[keg in kc]

Wow, nice DDT.

[Ultra Peanut]

I've never been a huge Taker mark, but he's pretty frickin' great.

Old School to DDT was awesome.

[keg in kc]

Kozlov out, that takes the major degree of suck out of the match.

[keg in kc]

Man, looked like Hardy hit bad on that one.

[keg in kc]

Damn, taker and wight working hard in this one.

[keg in kc]

PPV is so underbooked they're taking this match close to an hour.

[keg in kc]

Hardy out, HHH/Taker.

[keg in kc]

Good near-fall there.

[keg in kc]

Wonder if we'll see the gogoplata?

[Ultra Peanut]

God damnit, Hunter.

[keg in kc]

And HHH wins. There's the first half of my wrestlemania prediction.

[keg in kc]

ROFL, Taz sounded about as excited about "your new WWE Champion, HHH" as I was.

[keg in kc]

It still blows my mind that they're apparently main eventing this PPV with shane mcmahon.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Surprise, surprise.

[keg in kc]

lmao, edge is awesome

"we have to start the match over again, babe, my shoulders were up"

and then freaking out when she had the temerity to say it was his fault

[keg in kc]

Wait, orton shane now?

[Ultra Peanut]

Wait, orton shane now?FINLAY-SWAGGER MAIN EVENT

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FINLAY-SWAGGER MAIN EVENTMaybe we'll end the PPV with Knox and Kofi fighting for the Heavyweight title.

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So his "Legacy" is taking out the McMahon family.

And he called out Vince. Return tonight?

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I think they really are booking this backwards. Tonight's main event is going to be a tag title match or something.

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I think I could handle a little "anything goes" match with Lillian Garcia.

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I think they really are booking this backwards. Tonight's main event is going to be a tag title match or something.Yeah, it's a little weird.

The best match on the card jerks the curtain. And that match really was pretty good once Kozlov was out.

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I think the most hilarious thing would be to have orton punt him as he enters the ring.

But of course we need 17 van terminators and a jump off the titantron.

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Smart move here, let Shane throw a couple of punches then give him 30 seconds to get his breath.

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The idea that Shane would survive for 2 seconds in a match with Orton makes me laugh.

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Here comes shane's first stupid bump.

[Mecca]

Triple H won...there you go some classic WWE style.

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And here's legacy, because Orton can't handle big bad shane by himself.

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And now shane takes out rhodes and dibiase. JFC.

[Ultra Peanut]

Muta scale ahoy

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And orton the great humanitarian tells dibiase to get rhodes out of there, make sure he's okay.

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If this is really babyface in peril like it looks like, they're actually setting this up for shane to win. No fucking way.

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I'm really unnerved by Orton's concern for Cody. That's not the brave Sir Randall I know.

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Holy shit, superplex through the table.

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That shane mcmahon just won't go down!

Crowd is fucking dead quiet.

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GOOOOORE!

THE MANBEAST SHANE MCMAHON

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I liked your GORE! GORE!!

rofl

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Orton begging for mercy. What the fuck is this bullshit I'm watching.

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Releaseth thine dovery. Blah.

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Orton begging for mercy. What the fuck is this bullshit I'm watching.Hey, it worked for Flair.

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Time for the punt.

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Jesus, he's not going to punt him.

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That's was actually worse than I expected, which amazes me.

[Ultra Peanut]

That's was actually worse than I expected, which amazes me.I was really hoping for more "Oh God, he's murdering Shane! Someone end this!" and a lot less "Shane just took out Legacy again! I think Cody needs help."

SWAGGER AND THE GRISH TIME

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He didn't take out shane, which means we get to watch more shane.

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How fucked-up is it that Matt Striker is my favorite announcer right now?

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Not that fucked up, really.

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You know, I vehemently hate hornswoggle, but I think it would be hilarious if he turned on his 'dad' and became a mini jack swagger.

[Ultra Peanut]

You know, I vehemently hate hornswoggle, but I think it would be hilarious if he turned on his 'dad' and became a mini jack swagger.That would be awesome.

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Shane is repeatedly losing consciousness, eh?

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Yes, folks, we're going to see Kofi Kingston and Mike Knox in a pay-per-view main event.

You're right about this being booked backwards.

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NOOOOOO:

Santino Marella: i recently had a makeover so no more unibrow, i am now modeling on the side

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So how's whisper going to play into this?

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You know, it just occurred to me that we're 2 hours into this pay-per-view and they still haven't set up any wrestlemania angles.

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You know, it just occurred to me that we're 2 hours into this pay-per-view and they still haven't set up any wrestlemania angles.That's probably forthcoming in this match.

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Raw main event swerve maybe, kofi gets replaced by edge or something.

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I know it's a JBL match, but still, this is boring.

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This is boring.I was just thinking - I wonder how much of that is Michael Cole. He's like a vampire sucking the electricity out of everything on the mic. Not that anything with john bradshaw lardfilled is going to be good.

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And Michaels wins with a little help from whisper. (very little help)

Don't see how they can take this feud to wrestlemania.

[Ultra Peanut]

That's probably forthcoming in this match.nvm

I was just thinking - I wonder how much of that is Michael Cole. He's like a vampire sucking the electricity out of everything on the mic. Not that anything with john bradshaw lardfilled is going to be good.VINTAGE Cole!

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And now, in our main event, Kofi Kingston and Mike Knox!

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You know, Jericho winning this would make the Flair thing interesting.

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Cena introduced first? That's a little odd.

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OH SHIT, A BEAR

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How is this match not going to completely suck?

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AHAHA! Edge. I called that shit.

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Poor kofi.

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YESSSSSSSS

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Woo, starting off in first hour of a 1997 Nitro style.

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Jericho/Misterio is just a hair better than Hardy/Kozlov.

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Kane's mini-snapmare on Rey was adorable.

[SCChief]

Edge.

You have got to be kidding me.

Is he sleeping with a member of the McMahon family as well? Hehehe.

If, perhaps, he won a world title without controversy, as he is capable of... I could respect him.

But then, they would not have interesting storylines if they did not have heels, and Edge is a good heel.

But seriously... Edge heading for another stolen championship? ROFL

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He's sleeping with Smackdown's GM, DUH. Try to keep up.

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Goodbye, Knox.

[SCChief]

He's sleeping with Smackdown's GM, DUH. Try to keep up.

Hehehe.

So... he wins and brings the title to Smackdown, where Vickie actually has authority? Edge vs. Taker at Wrestlemania, and HHH coming back to Raw to take on Orton?

ROFL

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i said awhile back if Triple H had the title wins Edge does the entire net base would be going apeshit, but since Edge is liked not much is said.

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i said awhile back if Triple H had the title wins Edge does the entire net base would be going apeshit, but since Edge is liked not much is said.It's true. But I do love Edge, so

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FFFFFAwesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Mecca]

I personally like Edge but even I know he has the cheapest title wins anyone could have.

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EDGE REFUSES TO DIE

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This is FUCKING GREAT.

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EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME, EIGHT TIME!!!! WORLD CHAMPION

Basically, either Chamber match became mindblowing as soon as Kozlov/Knox got eliminated.

[SCChief]

I personally like Edge but even I know he has the cheapest title wins anyone could have.

Agreed. He has too much actual talent to be used like this.

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Okay, that was a great match.

You know, other than Orton/Shane and the first 10 minutes of the smackdown chamber, that was a pretty good ppv.

[Mecca]

So did H get tired of being on Smackdown already?

[SCChief]

Okay, that was a great match.

You know, other than Orton/Shane and the first 10 minutes of the smackdown chamber, that was a pretty good ppv.

Agreed.

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Agreed. He has too much actual talent to be used like this.This is EXACTLY how he should be used. He's the second-best heel in the business, behind only Jericho.

Did you not hear that crowd at the end of the match?

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Agreed. He has too much actual talent to be used like this.That's a pretty clean win there, he beat Cena, Jericho and Misterio, and none of it was hijinks. Getting in the match, yeah, but that's a time-honored heel move. The match itself was as clean as I've seen him win in a long time.

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So did H get tired of being on Smackdown already?I'm guessing with the draft we're going to see JR and HHH back on raw.

Or else orton brings that belt back to raw.

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Wait so did Shawn win?

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One thing we learned tonight is that knox is about 1000x better than Kozlov. If that was some kind of audition for him, to see how he'd do in a main event spot, he was fine. He didn't shit the bed.

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Wait so did Shawn win?Yeah, I'm hoping the feud is over. If JBL comes out tomorrow night and starts to bitch about Whisper hitting him...

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Mike Knox is always going to have a spot because for a guy his size he bumps pretty well.

[Mecca]

Yeah, I'm hoping the feud is over. If JBL comes out tomorrow night and starts to bitch about Whisper hitting him...

They have to end it right, I seriously doubt Shawn Michaels wants to wrestle JBL at Mania.

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Seriously, once he got into the match Edge pulled out as gritty and gutty a win as Cena or HHH could have ever hoped for. He took like six different finishers from Rey Rey before winning. Of course, he's a heel, so it's not a credit to his character, but still.

Wait so did Shawn win?Thankfully, yes.

Hopefully that means JBL slowly shutting it down and moving back into a color role, which he excelled in. Maybe he can either replace or at least speak over Lawler on Raw.